Kristy

Dangerously attractive and intelligent. A real femefatale and master of seducing men. All men want her and all men get eaten by her.

Dude, that chic is so hott, she must be a Kristy.

by swinger09 October 23, 2008

keister stash

A popular hiding place for contraband such as drugs, especially in prison. The anus. Usually the contraband is wrapped in a condom.

Johnny kept is smack in a keister stash.

by veritone January 16, 2009

Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 16, 2020

Kristy

Someone very hot (cute as hell) and funny as hell

I will do anything for Kristy.
Dude, that chic is so hott, she must be a Kristy

by insert name<3 June 2, 2011

Keissy

Keissy is a very shy girl.She is nice to whoever talks to her.She has long brown hair and dark brown eyes.Keissy is very loyal and says what on her mind.She puts her family on top of everyone.Keissy is also very bipolar,one second you’ll see her happy the other second you’ll see her pissed off.But most of the time she’s very happy.She appreciates everyone that comes in her life and always loves them no matter what she says.

Keissy:”see’s someone fall off their bike” Keissy:”*stops walking*”are you okay? Person:”yeah I’m fine”. Keissy”okay be careful next time”

by holdout December 1, 2018

kristy

DAMN sexy, basically has a sexalishious body. Besides having a rocking bod she is also super smart. Great friend and lover. Guys want her and girls want to be her.

Josh- Whoa did you she that girl?!
Dave- Yeah she's so hot she could make the sun melt
Josh- Whats her name??
Dave- Kristy... obviously

by yeahhboi July 14, 2011

keister bunny

Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.

"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"

prison guy2: "Where is it?"

prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"

by Jeff S. June 4, 2005