Keelin

a giant knob cheese

wow that guys a keelin

by niall walsh1234 March 21, 2010

Keeling

1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.

1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Keeling

A really Stupid kid

You're a keeling.

by Brad March 12, 2003

Keelin

That one fake ass friend who likes to start drama and make people feel bad for her so they can fall in her trap and then talks shit about you so she can take all your friends

Me: I know that you talk shit about me
Keelin: I didn't do that (starts "crying")
Person:She's just being Keelin, whiny,bitchy,and fake

by XXX06 November 6, 2018

Keelin Monahan

A grounded girl who is into gingers and brunettes. Blondes don't have a chance with this sexy beast. She never plays hard-to-get, she tells it how it is. She probably doesn't want to have sex with you, so stop trying.

Hey dude, I saw Keelin Monahan refused to buy condoms for you again, Gavin.

by nogavin December 21, 2019

Keelin

Keelin is a really cool guy who everybody loves. He is funny and smart and is considered a god. He is held in the highest regard by everyone he meets and is one of the best Mavericks. He currently owns all of Logan's merch. Never hate on hime because he is awsome.

Person 1. That guy is really cool

Person 2. That's because he's a Keelin.

Person 1. That Explains it.

by The Real Logan Paul January 21, 2018

Keeling

A name, most likely of European origin from the medieval times. Most commonly used as a surname, but also used as a middle name and even first name. Other variations of this name vary.

"Her name is Keeling? Whoa! That sounds very Asian."
"Bitch, please."

by Nibblitizers March 15, 2016