Keegan

A beautiful male who has colorful hair, is tall, large muscles, and colorful eyes. Keegan is wanted by many, but he only wants one girl. The girl he is crushing on is very lucky and should realise that. Keegan is very loyal to the woman he is in a relationship with and would never do anything to hurt her. If he likes a woman, he will always talk to her and think about her. He is also shy around alot of people, but extremly outgoing around his friends. He spends alot of time on the internet and playing video games. He often turns nocturnal due to lack of sleep. He is proud of his russian heratage, and often brags about it. He is great at athletics, but doesent enjoy sports. He listens to ALOT of metal, dubstep, and reggae, but will listen to other songs that he can relate to. He is extremly funny, but due to the fact that he rarly talks, only a few can tell. He has a cool haircut but it messes up sometimes XD He usually waits for someone else to talk first though. He is also only attracted to asians, but in order to want a relationship with one, he must really like her.

Keegan is such a cool dude.

Bro 1: "I wish Keegan would talk more in class"
Bro 2: "He talks all the time around us!!!"
Bro 1: "True."

"Wow, Keegan sure likes her alot to talk to her THAT MUCH."

by YourBro,Alex. January 17, 2013

Keegan Orth

A gay bitch who is fucking horrendous at fortnite and licks sack under a bridge every Wednesday morning.

Jesus Christ on a motorbike, you got downed by a no skin?? You are a real god damn Keegan orth, broke boy bitch.

by CupcakeDinosaur June 3, 2018

Keegan-ass

Adjective. One who performs ultra thirsty and desperate actions on social media.

Look at that Keegan-ass bitch posting pics of her butthole and not tagging it NSFW.

by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 3, 2018

Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021

Keegan That Shit

The act of smoking of a cigarette down to the filter, or the act of violently humping a object until the object is dead or has internal bleeding.

If you don't Keegan That Shit I will put my ball sack into your beard.

by Wowlova4life December 29, 2007

Keegan

Waffles. The only word to describe a Keegan. Waffles.

Hey Waffles! (keegan)

by ndfwjklwfk May 18, 2009

Keegangster

G a m e r boi e e e e e e e e e e e e ee e. 420 hahahahahahahahaha

Yo it’s keegangster he is so e

by Neisjwksksks October 2, 2021