Keates

Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.

Johns gone for a Keates
"That boys a Keates"

by Repta777 August 3, 2009

katts

A kitty that likes attention.. that needs licking and stoking to keep Cuming and Cuming to it's owner.

The Katts was loved and it purrrrrrred with Satisfaction when it's owner gave it , their upmost attention

by KittyKitter May 13, 2005

keatsy

To play loose at Poker. To make outrageous plays and then curse when you lose.

I was playing really well until i done a Keatsy and lost all my chips.

by william prentice December 24, 2007

Kettson

Kettson is a sweet guy who doesn't like to talk. He may look like he doesn't have a heart but he does. He is fine, hot, and a gentleman to all. He us not like other guys in a good way.

That's kettson right there!

by so_me_dat August 17, 2016

Keates Jib

When you put a wad of chewing tobacco in your mouth and turn out the lights. When your girl is going down on you, you pull the chew out of your mouth and put it between your middle and index finger in a hook shape and put the hook shaped fingers into her mouth, thereby having the chewing tobacco go in her mouth and you hooked her like a fishing jib. The chewing tobacco is essentially bait at this point.

“Man last night Darqueesha was giving me some but used teeth that bitch wanna use teeth I Keates Jibbed her now she’s my little toaster strudel.”

by Tommygungungunner September 12, 2019

Keatesball

The awful form of hoofball used by Dean Keates when he manages teams and inevitably gets sacked before being brought back.

I'm sick of watching Keatesball every Saturday!

by TarikAtakan April 13, 2021

louise keates

The sexual act of gangbanging a group of unwilling men, smearing them with vaginal cottage cheese discharge

He was Louise Keates by the Munster at the pub

by Bananarama man June 10, 2020