Keanu

Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!

Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!

by Ted Logan November 14, 2007

Keanu

Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.

by Johanne Utah December 3, 2008

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Keanu is a big fat who loves staying inside longing for his dad to come home until his dad returns he will be a keyboard warrior and defend his council house until his death.This fat fucker loves eating snacks

keanu is fat

by fat snake June 12, 2018

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