Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
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1. Katy Perry is an American singer-songwriter from Santa Monica, California. She is most notable for her singles, "UR So Gay", released in 2007, and the song, "I Kissed a Girl", which was released in 2008, by Capitol Records
2. To tell a person off via a song insinuating their sexual preference
2. To tell a person off via a song insinuating their sexual preference
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Katy Perry kissed a girl, and she liked it. Why would she want to sing it to the entire world? That's nothing to be happy about!
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Katy Perry: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through that wind, wanting to started again?"
You: No.
You: No.
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Person: "Oh, Katy Perry can't sing."
Person: *actually listens to her songs*
Person: "Oh shit! She's amazing!"
Person: *actually listens to her songs*
Person: "Oh shit! She's amazing!"
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