kate gosselin

Mother of the reverse mullet and eight kids.

The only thing wackier than Kate Gosselin's family situation is her hairdo.

by rainbowfish June 3, 2010

Kate Beckinsale

The single most beautiful woman ever to grace the planet earth.

Kate Beckinsale is hotter than you.

by i'm rick james bitch March 24, 2004

Kate Fu™

A highly specialized form of martial arts developed by Grandmistress Kate (1975- ). Initially intended as a close-combat style for crowded settings where ignorant and intoxicated men abound; over many years, Kate Fu™ has proven to be equally effective anywhere some dumbass desperately needs his clock cleaned.

"Ladies, with proper training and application, the next time some drunken, overbearing asshole won't accept "no" as your final answer...Kate Fu™ will enable you to drop him like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag! Maybe he'll even end up having to ingest a liquids-only diet via straw for the next few months. If so, that should allow him ample time to contemplate a newer, more respectful way to approach women." ~ Grandmistress Kate (circa 1994)

by Miss Ann Drist (disciple) August 17, 2008

mary-kate spellman

mary-kate spellman is the official wife (wifi) of ciara hession

why is she obsessed with finn?
she has to be mary-kate spellman

by louistomlinsonnnn October 17, 2021

Kate Beckinsale

the most beautiful woman one this earth

just look at her or wach one of her movies

by Alan November 10, 2004

Kate

Kate is the most beautiful girl in the world. You'll love her to death shell read this like a dumbass but not realize its you writing it. She's beautiful cute smart funny (sometimes) a weirdo sometimes a smartass but I love her. Shell be there for you no matter what. She won't ever stop being loyal. She's an amazing friend and the best girlfriend you can ever have. She can take a hit like a champ and not get broken. She may whine sometimes like a crybaby but she doesn't ever get boring and you'll only want her for the rest of your life. Its like love at first sight in front of a tux shop in Glendale. Surprise...06/29/2014

I love kate

by thomasloveskate February 6, 2015

Kate

Someone who is nice but can’t be on time! The smartest, courageous and most fun person alive.

Friend: KATE WHY ARE YOU LATE?
Kate: I am soooo sorry you know I can’t get outta bed

by Diditheworst June 18, 2018