Katarina
Katarina's look like Prince Charming with a pregnant belly. She loves her boyfriend Ass-Twig and got pregnant with him. They die together at 63 in the hospital.
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Katarina
Katarina- pretty, funny, friendly and special. Very special. Usually doesn't give a fuck, what you think about her. Even though sometimes she might be a little insecure about herself. But then you can remind her that she is amazing!
Always there for you. Cares about her family and friends very much. And when Katarina has like a thousand things to do, she can somehow still make time for you. Appreciate that! And did I say she's funny? Oh yeah, Katarina is super sarcastic. If you get in a fight with a Katarina, don't forget that she's pretty much always right. And if you hurt her feelings , she might not show it and just ignore you. So try not to do that! Also, when she feels the need to be perfect, tell her that she already is (and to be fair, you aren't lying).
S U P E R S P E C I A L! Don't let her go!!!
Always there for you. Cares about her family and friends very much. And when Katarina has like a thousand things to do, she can somehow still make time for you. Appreciate that! And did I say she's funny? Oh yeah, Katarina is super sarcastic. If you get in a fight with a Katarina, don't forget that she's pretty much always right. And if you hurt her feelings , she might not show it and just ignore you. So try not to do that! Also, when she feels the need to be perfect, tell her that she already is (and to be fair, you aren't lying).
S U P E R S P E C I A L! Don't let her go!!!
Katarina of the Cotswolds
Some have said she’s kind of a bitch, but that speaks more of their insecurities than of her strength. She is a brave and strong navigator of new lands and customs. Her world view is shaped by her belief that our differences are what make us beautiful so she is welcoming and inclusive and interested in diversity of thought. She cares for her body, is mindful that people come in all shapes and sizes and knows that being healthy looks different on everyone but being kind is what gives people true grace. She is thoughtful and warm, brilliant and funny. She hates Trump because she has no respect for bullies or xenophobes and knows that he speaks to the dark fears of the insecure and allows their weaknesses to bloom into true ugliness. She frowns on the petty, rises above the rude and will thrive among those who can do nothing more that gossip and belittle others. Her world is far larger and more rich than those who belittle her. Others envy her panache but she doesn’t hold it over them, she tries to help them rise above their own malicious pettiness.
Look at how calm she is in the face of their bitchy pettiness! That girl is a real Katarina of the Cotswolds, she serves as an example of grace under fire!
Katarina of the Cotswolds by Cre8tiviD May 4, 2019
Katarina Boobs
Boobs that are shaped similar if not identical to half cannonballs, perky, but almost too evenly round, similar to those of the league of legends character katarina.
"Hey katarina, gangplank called, he wants his cannonballs back!",
Fred:"dude, that girls tits are like two medium sized freakin cannons, talk about katarina boobs" Jake: "she can man my harpoons anyday"
Fred:"dude, that girls tits are like two medium sized freakin cannons, talk about katarina boobs" Jake: "she can man my harpoons anyday"
Katarina Boobs by Dickmongeringpshyco May 8, 2012