carcissism 

Being in love with one's automobile, usually the the point that it's really annoying. Common with people just getting their first car, or people who have invested a lot of money in a worthless car.

Yes, so you ripped a wing off a Plymouth Superbird and hot-glued it to your Civic. Congratulations, you're guilty of senseless carcissism. You can stop talking about it now. Yes, yes, I know how you need to hold down the back end of your front-wheel-drive car. Please, for the love of God, just shut up.

carcissism by Wasser_spiegel May 9, 2007

alcohol induced narcissism 

Excessive self-admiration and/or self-centeredness after imbibing several alcoholic beverages.

"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."

"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."

alcohol induced narcissism by sfguamgirl July 29, 2014

voice narcissism 

1. The uncontrollable, annoying compulsion to over emphasize the pronunciation of certain syllabic sounds that are not commonly emphasized. These are usually emphasized on non-accented syllables in words that most people slur over - often to the severe annoyance to coworkers and family members. ex: Portal is said POR-tal. But a VN (voice narcissist) will pronounce it por-TAL.

2. the uncontrollable urge to hear one's own voice above an instead of all others. Includes laughing loudly at inappropriate times, or making phone calls for the express purpose of talking loudly so that you can hear your own voice.

3. being obsessed with the sound of their own voice and how is echoes back to them...

4. And causing a scene or "car crash" with words so as to be noticed above all others. To include loudly saying BEEP! In order to censor themselves.

5. the benefit to the VN of hearing one’s own voice is inversely proportional to the inconvenience to those in the immediately surrounding area.

Did you hear Donna on the phone? She makes the most retarded noises and talks so loudly. It's as if she can't be happy unless she annoys the crap out of us with her voice narcissism.

voice narcissism by jac1216 August 15, 2012

narcissism 

The greatest kind of ism...

Narcissism? I'm no narssist, I'm just really, really, really, ridiculusly good looking...

*which for all the ladies out there, I am ;)

narcissism by Blah1... October 27, 2005

narcissism 

1. An extreme fascination with oneself and one’s own physical appearance and/or sexual ability, to the point, wherein, one finds pleasure, in the contemplation there of. 2. One who gets off contemplating the thought of the sexual arousal or gratification that they produce in others.

Nikki loved her stripping job. The attention and adoration, from the customers was like a drug to her narcissism.

narcissism by Robbie Amorous July 4, 2005

narcissism 

Masturbating in front of a mirror.

The perverted Emperor of Rome masturbated madly in front of the mirror, gorging his already puissant narcissism. Many were the kittens that met death under his reign.

narcissism by Killing Kittens December 28, 2005

farcissism 

A portmanteau of "farce" and "narcissism." A self-aware, semi-ironic expression of vanity or egocentrism. May be a tounge-in-cheek way of displaying healthy, high self-esteem, a hyperbolic way of building up from low-self esteem, or a conflation of both. Used mainly to describe Twitter personas and Instagram selfies.

"I only brag about giving good head because I think it's hilarious. I don't really think it makes me special, it's just farcissism."

"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."

"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."

farcissism by TheJackalope May 27, 2014