by kapushablecutiexoxo May 21, 2011
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by ienjoypandabearsimmensely March 4, 2011
Get the Kapush mug.The first recorded consumption of "Kapoosta" was way back in the day, by immigrant magnetite down yonder in the hills of Heaven's To Mergatroid.
It was Billy Boy Jim Bob who discovered that Hell, if we aint got no meat, may as well eat them there plants.
He picked out what is now known as cabbage out of the field. He ate it and puked almost immediately and complained of stomach aich for hours on end, yelling OOOO my stomach hurts, OOOOO now I got the SHITS, Hence Crap-Oosta.
He said "Damn Woman-do something to this hear shit"! Hence "Crap". Crap-oosta! So she added water and a bunch of other shit (CRAP) to make it taste better.
So anyway, other sum bitches was starving down in the village, so Billy Joe Jim Bob decided to sell this Crap-oosta, but new shit wouldn't sell to the local varmints. Fortunately Billy Joe Jim Bob had a speech impediment and couldn't pronounce the Letter "R". Yea, he was a forked tongue Sum-Bitch.
There it became Kapoosta!
It was Billy Boy Jim Bob who discovered that Hell, if we aint got no meat, may as well eat them there plants.
He picked out what is now known as cabbage out of the field. He ate it and puked almost immediately and complained of stomach aich for hours on end, yelling OOOO my stomach hurts, OOOOO now I got the SHITS, Hence Crap-Oosta.
He said "Damn Woman-do something to this hear shit"! Hence "Crap". Crap-oosta! So she added water and a bunch of other shit (CRAP) to make it taste better.
So anyway, other sum bitches was starving down in the village, so Billy Joe Jim Bob decided to sell this Crap-oosta, but new shit wouldn't sell to the local varmints. Fortunately Billy Joe Jim Bob had a speech impediment and couldn't pronounce the Letter "R". Yea, he was a forked tongue Sum-Bitch.
There it became Kapoosta!
I want some kapoosta
by Kapoosta Man May 9, 2016
Get the kapoosta mug.To be a huge bitch, especially when facing insurmountable odds on the football field.
To utilize the love tactics of an Arab Camel Rider in order to take advantage of inebriated women.
To utilize the love tactics of an Arab Camel Rider in order to take advantage of inebriated women.
by foozeball5513 June 22, 2008
Get the kapussy mug.It can mean abosultly anything you want it to. A term first used for a nick name of a boy but now used as a group friend slang term of "screw you" "Whatever" "Dumb ass" It is a word used to establish our creative minds and have the simple minds around us hearing in our conversation have no clue what we are saying even if we are insulting each other.
by Meg March 29, 2005
Get the Kapoosh mug.1. Usually refering to the penis after rigerious masterbation. The penis would be limp, small, and completely empty of any semen. The penis, when kapouffed is said to ache.
2. A man would be said to be kapouffed after a session of hot sex. He would be sweaty and tired.
2. A man would be said to be kapouffed after a session of hot sex. He would be sweaty and tired.
by ASSMAN! December 24, 2005
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1. Verb. The act of one person sticking a plunger up another's asshole during sexual intercourse. Usually followed by the question "What the fuck was that?".
2. Verb 2. The act of one person taking a shit on a male's penis during sexual intercourse. The "shitter" is usually expected to suck the penis after this turn of events.
3. Noun. An incredibly lumpy black scrotum that appears to be a small, puffy bag of shit.
1. Verb. The act of one person sticking a plunger up another's asshole during sexual intercourse. Usually followed by the question "What the fuck was that?".
2. Verb 2. The act of one person taking a shit on a male's penis during sexual intercourse. The "shitter" is usually expected to suck the penis after this turn of events.
3. Noun. An incredibly lumpy black scrotum that appears to be a small, puffy bag of shit.
1. As Kelly laid unconsciously on the bed, Steven grabbed the closest object (a plunger) and proceeded to ram it up Kelly's asshole. When Kelly awoke and realized that her asshole had been violated by a dirty plunger, she screamed at Steven, "What the Fuck was that? Why the hell didn't you just use your penis?!" Steven replied "I wanted to Kaploushe you. And I didn't want to get my penis all shitty."
2. Kelly was so furious with Steven that she took the world's largest dump on Steven's tiny penis. Kelly yelled at Steven, "How was that Kaplouche you dumbshit?!"
3. Just at the height of Kelly and Steven's argument, a hugely cocked black man walked into the room. Kelly and Steven stared in aw at the black man's rough and super lumpy ballsack and together they both proceeded to say, "Look at the Kaplouche on that guy!"
2. Kelly was so furious with Steven that she took the world's largest dump on Steven's tiny penis. Kelly yelled at Steven, "How was that Kaplouche you dumbshit?!"
3. Just at the height of Kelly and Steven's argument, a hugely cocked black man walked into the room. Kelly and Steven stared in aw at the black man's rough and super lumpy ballsack and together they both proceeded to say, "Look at the Kaplouche on that guy!"
by The Kaplouche God November 8, 2010
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