1 definition by ASSMAN!

1. Usually refering to the penis after rigerious masterbation. The penis would be limp, small, and completely empty of any semen. The penis, when kapouffed is said to ache.

2. A man would be said to be kapouffed after a session of hot sex. He would be sweaty and tired.
1. Man, my dick is sure is kapouffed!

2. Guy: Boy, I sure am kapouffed.
Girl: Yeaaah. Gross.
by ASSMAN! December 24, 2005
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