Kallisto

A mystical being inhabiting the east coast of New South Wales, Australia. Mostly recognized by its mane of messy, brown hair, wild eyes and cackling laugh sure to haunt those in its surrounding area. Tales of this horrific being tells of its unusual and disturbing sexual habits which pose a threat to both men and women, being allured to many things normal people refuse to see as attractive. This desire encompasses cannibals, individuals with mental instabilities and those considered "batshit insane".
The Kallisto alone has 'deemed' many individuals both real and fictional to be their own, having the power to diregard all copyright issues and gaining full responsibility of said person and/or character with the simple regard of "oh he's/she's hot"

Kallisto! Oh my god!

by ICREATEDTHECANNIBAL November 20, 2019

Daddy Kalista

When you play Kalista Jungle & you need a gank.

Mid: Can you gank me jng
Jng: Say it properly
Mid: Oh Daddy Kalista Please gank my lane.

by 200YEARSGAMEPRODUCTION November 9, 2020

Kallysta

Short, proud, and all around nice. Kallysta’s are nice but with a kick. Kallysta’s can be mean but only if you push them to be mean. Most Kallysta’s are quite, and smart they say you will never see them coming. When I said short I meant SHORT they tend to be not the tallest person in the world but they still try to stand tall.

Wow, kallysta where’d you come from, your so short I didn’t see you coming.

by MurderTurkey00000000 November 28, 2019

kallisa

A kallisa is a very caring loving loyal and a gift from God person

kallisa I hope u see this

by Kallisa6590 November 22, 2021

Kalista

She is a thot to the thot thot thot. She may seem nice and caring but she’s an evil girl. Will go out of her way to hurt you. Don’t trust a kalista you will get hurt b

“Hey u saw Kalista suckin that dude dick right?”

by Hahame101 May 25, 2019

Kalista

An ugly bitch who looks like Harry Potter, she is also very fuckin dumb and she has period hair

Hey look it’s kalista

by The little monkey October 14, 2019

Kalista

A really quiet girl who is sorta pretty. She is nothing to brag about. She is popular, but has no deep connection with anyone.

Me: Damn that girl is pretty enough for you
Friend: Nah shes a Kalista and we wouldn't go anywhere serious

by Okdude473 January 30, 2019