by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008
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1. A rare breed of an ape-like man. Height varies from 6'4"-6'7".
2. clumsy buffoon, e.g horrible basketball player
verb
1. to memorize cards in trivia games.
2. to be very forgetful when preparing for an event such as leaving for work or heading to a sporting event.
related forms
knobbyfest, knob goblin, rob the knob
1. A rare breed of an ape-like man. Height varies from 6'4"-6'7".
2. clumsy buffoon, e.g horrible basketball player
verb
1. to memorize cards in trivia games.
2. to be very forgetful when preparing for an event such as leaving for work or heading to a sporting event.
related forms
knobbyfest, knob goblin, rob the knob
wow, i just beat you 6-0 in a game of basketball! Your such a knobby!!!
waitress: "can i help you sir"
rob: "yes, i have a reservation for two for rob and lisa"
waitress: "will your guest be joining you later"
rob: "what do you mean?"
waitress: "well sir... your alone"
rob: "DAM IT!!! I knew i forgot something!"
waitress: "looks like you pulled a knobby!"
whole restaurant: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
waitress: "can i help you sir"
rob: "yes, i have a reservation for two for rob and lisa"
waitress: "will your guest be joining you later"
rob: "what do you mean?"
waitress: "well sir... your alone"
rob: "DAM IT!!! I knew i forgot something!"
waitress: "looks like you pulled a knobby!"
whole restaurant: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
by confetti explosion May 7, 2008
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by dawsdz September 9, 2004
Get the knobby cob socker mug.The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
Get the slobby door knobby mug.The greatest NBA player right now. He domnates the perimiter game as well as dunking on people. AKA: Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers.
by Mike Diesel June 4, 2005
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Get the the knobby mug.A great guy, hes a perfect boyfriend, he is amazing for advise. If you are every lost look for Knobby. He knows everything
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