the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015

Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.

Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

by T. J. May 23, 2003

the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008