by S13rev February 5, 2023
Get the Knocking a grant out mug.Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009
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by ThatBoiNick July 7, 2017
Get the knocking ankles loose mug.The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.
I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend
by Renshaw March 9, 2008
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Kevin was very shocked to see several police cars pull up outside Alec's house. "I guess he's been seen interfering with his gnomes again" Kevin surmised.
"Nah" replied John, "The pigs were tipped off that he's been running a knocking shop."
"Nah" replied John, "The pigs were tipped off that he's been running a knocking shop."
by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003
Get the knocking shop mug.Knockin' boots is an old western term for having sex. Derived from both he and she stripping down and slipping their boots under the bed which sometimes made a "knocking" noise. Sometimes the boots are/were left on during sex and the boots would knock during all the action.
by Bill Dailey September 22, 2006
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