Dust off of the keyhole

Female Masturbation

I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?

by dontlookatmeimtooinnocent May 28, 2017

Deryan’s Keyhole

The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.

I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.

by HellasBasinBrewCrew December 24, 2024

Keyholed

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.

Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious

by Shroomi April 3, 2022

kehole

An endearing term for a highly loved best friend.
Someone who is amazing, and useful.

When used in speech;
Oh kehole, you make my life.

by Markerina May 25, 2008

Keyholio

Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.

When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.

by hobrarian November 1, 2008

keyholder

An employee, usually a more senior and experienced one, who is entrusted with the keys necessary to open or close the business. Keyholders generally earn a wage premium, and may be "fast-tracked" to management positions, but can also be called at any hour of the night if an emergency arises and the business needs to be opened unexpectedly. They may also face greater danger as they usually work either early mornings or late nights, and may be the only employee at the business at those times.

Joan liked working alone, and the extra money really helped, but eventually she asked to be replaced as the keyholder because she didn't like taking the bus home after midnight.

by Alucienna August 2, 2010

Keyholeshipping

A popular yaoi pairing in the Yugioh GX fandom featuring Obelisk Blue Students Jeffrey and Pippin. The pair first appeared in Yugioh GX Episode 20: The Maiden in Love. The pairing was boosted to popularity during ShadyVox and Xthedarkone's charity drive stream. Other notable developments included the naming of Edmund; Jeffrey and Pippin's friend and possible love interest/rival.

Keyholeshipping has unlocked my fantasies.
Jeffrey and Pippin take offence to that remark!

by Lazulis May 29, 2013