keg

1) to pull sum1s trousers dwn to the amusement of every apart frm th trouser wearers
2) to describe sumthin crap

did you see charles shoot in that match, it was a keg effort.

by kenyan September 26, 2007

Keg

Someone with a beer-gut.
Is the shape of (& sometimes is said to have the mental capacity of) a Keg.
& Keg (Jamie Booth) is no exception!

"Look at that fat,dosile Keg".
or
"Im not into that kind of thing Keg".

by Nigel, Brad & Boris June 1, 2004

kegs

a small humanoid from the west midlands who hates cup-a-coup and loves snow boarding.

There's absolutely no way Kegs would fancy a cup-a-soup

by [e-mail] February 10, 2004

kegged

a surfer who has just got barreled of his tits

by b September 20, 2003

Kegged

To be owned, pwned, or get your ass whooped in a video game or real life.

Carl: Holy shit Jayson just got Kegged!
Markus: Damn man I know that was epic!

Carl: Dude did you see that?
Jayson: Yeah man your ass just got kegged!

by The_Stripper July 1, 2010

the keg

accumulating over one years worth of sperm and having a girl drink it all

the keg is awesome

by ekmo fatu June 10, 2006

keg

Slang for faeces

"He dropped a keg"

by K-man September 11, 2003