A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."
Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
God: Of course, son.
Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*
Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018
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Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
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Chad: *punches fred
by SuperM789 January 1, 2019
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Me: Hey dude, you wanna play Mario Kart Wii?
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
Friend: you mean funky biike wii? everyone sweats so hard with funky kong flame runner, its absurd
Me: But do you?
Friend: hell yeah
by CoolStarDood January 26, 2020
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(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
by smellyrock July 2, 2009
Get the Van Gogh-Kart mug.A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.
Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."
Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"
Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"
by chet elderson February 18, 2009
Get the beerio kart mug.Mario Kart is a racing game series made by Nintendo, featuring characters from many games starring Mario and his friends. The Mario Kart games are known for their madcap action with unique racing courses and the use of items to sabotage opponents.
Games in the series:
Super Mario Kart (Super Nintendo Entertainment System): The first game in the series revolutionized racing with it unique game play, use of items and two-player mode.
Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64): The sequel to Super Mario Kart, it featured amazing graphics and all new courses, plus being able to play with up to four players.
Mario Kart Super Circuit (Game Boy Advance): Going back to the semi-3D days of Super Mario Kart, this game combines the best of both the first two Mario Kart games with new tracks and classic gameplay. This game even has all of the Super Mario Kart tracks available for play as unlockables.
Mario Kart Double Dash!! (Nintendo Gamecube): One of the more insane games in the series, this one changed things over entirely with each kart being driven by two characters, which could be swapped during a race. This also featured the ability to pick from multiple vehicles as opposed to being limited to racing in tiny Go-Karts.
Mario Kart DS (Nintendo DS): The latest game in the series is one of the first to include free online play via Nintendo WiFi Connection. There were multiple karts for each driver, and the game also includes tracks from the previous Mario Kart games.
Games in the series:
Super Mario Kart (Super Nintendo Entertainment System): The first game in the series revolutionized racing with it unique game play, use of items and two-player mode.
Mario Kart 64 (Nintendo 64): The sequel to Super Mario Kart, it featured amazing graphics and all new courses, plus being able to play with up to four players.
Mario Kart Super Circuit (Game Boy Advance): Going back to the semi-3D days of Super Mario Kart, this game combines the best of both the first two Mario Kart games with new tracks and classic gameplay. This game even has all of the Super Mario Kart tracks available for play as unlockables.
Mario Kart Double Dash!! (Nintendo Gamecube): One of the more insane games in the series, this one changed things over entirely with each kart being driven by two characters, which could be swapped during a race. This also featured the ability to pick from multiple vehicles as opposed to being limited to racing in tiny Go-Karts.
Mario Kart DS (Nintendo DS): The latest game in the series is one of the first to include free online play via Nintendo WiFi Connection. There were multiple karts for each driver, and the game also includes tracks from the previous Mario Kart games.
by Lem_Gambino January 2, 2006
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