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kane is an extremely unusual god, known to tame most siberian white tigers. and pussy cats. he has beautiful brown eyes and can sing scruge out of his mood swings. kane has found the cure for cancer and AIDS but wont tell anybody because he will have to eat them if they find out. his favorate meals are baby humans and katy perry.
Don't try to talk to kane, he will eat your baby.
Kane by ''Official Kane fan club'' November 16, 2011
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"He's just told me he's not coming anymore" "oh ffs he's done a Kane"
Kane by Mr naughty November 2, 2013
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he was much better with the mask on. He ruled then. Now you see him smiling, making small talk, and his face sin't as bad as it was said. Oh yeah, I thought he was 6'11", not 7'.
Kane was very similar to the undertaker in size and moves, so they wrote up a gimmick of Kane as takers' brother, with paul bearer as the daddy. aaawww
Kane by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
Hey it’s that prick Kane”
Kane by Suisiwiakskamms April 30, 2019
a seven foot freak, who is really ugly,and works for WWE.
kane is fried
kane by fgusdvgbfgj March 2, 2004
A stupid little cunt who has no brain cells and likes to take peoples money while others run his little server.
Kane is Kai's Submissive
Kane by A3PLBrandonMartin January 10, 2019
Kane is a dumb gaming idiot who doesn't know how to play games and uses cheats. He thinks he's big but really he's nothing without his green bottle. I think he is psychotic.
Kane is a mad lad
Kane by uNKOWN MAN May 16, 2019