mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.

Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.

by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017

Junkyard Jesus

The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.

We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.

by lendf8930 May 8, 2011

Peep Jerky

Aged marshmallow peeps. Peeps that have become stale and tough.

Dude, don't eat that...it's so old it's totally peep jerky!

by okla_ddog April 30, 2010

the jury is still out

no conclusion has been reached

As far as that project goes the jury is still out.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2009

Hadji Jerky

-Term used to describe body remains of a Suicide bomber after he or she has detonated themselves. The self-inflicted explosion tears the body apart, leaving scraps of flesh that tend to look like pieces of beef jerky.

We arrived to find pieces of Hadji Jerky on the walls and in the street around the blast area.

by Gansta J September 25, 2006

new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015

Gas station jerky

getting dick in the gas station restroom.

James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.

by Hassan Farooq October 1, 2021