Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion

I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs

by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.

"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"

by redrumemsi October 30, 2008

Happy Japing

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill

Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!

by Assclown United December 12, 2007

car jumping

The act of checking cars for unlocked car doors. The person(s) commiting the act of "car jumping" then opens the door and steals whatever is in plain sight. Then you haul ass and get away from the scene of the crime.

Me and my boy once car jumped this one car and got a gameboy SP, baseball glouve, and a wet swimsuit we dumped, thats car jumping for ya!

by D-REAL-201 April 9, 2010

Stall Jumping

When you have already taken a shit in a public bathroom and realize you are out of tp and have to get up with your pants around your ankles and waddle to the next stall for toilet paper.

Man I saw a dude stall jumping in the bathroom trying to get some tp, that shit was nasty.

by derek2029 March 1, 2013

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

Context Jumping

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.

Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!

by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016