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alabama junkyard

When you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they're guys) and then take it in the ass by your inbred mother that is really black. Afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.
Logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly Ryan, and blew his load all over his dick, while logan's black inbred mother fucked him with a strapon. After the anal fucking he was murdered then she said you just got the Alabama junkyard.
by Jmuller April 29, 2012
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african junkyard

When a lot of black people have a massive orgy while drinking lots of alcholic beverages,with an exception of illegal drugs.
"i cant remember shit after the african junkyard last night".
by dakoda and jake January 8, 2009
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Human junkyard

A nursing home because that is where they go to dump people. No offence to the residents but many familes use it to dump there old people and then almost never go to see them. There are some of the most pitiful people in the world there. I hope live to get old enough for that.
It makes me depresed when I go to the human junkyard.
by Deep blue 2012 March 3, 2010
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junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.
Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.
by Franklin Furter January 11, 2008
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junkyard dog

is a paid political operative, an attack dog on a leash. A Sunday morning talking head. yelps about the virtues of the Democratic faith.
by Liberal killer December 25, 2009
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junkyard slap

When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out your dick covered in shit, and slap her in the face with it.
After i fucked her in the ass i gave her a junkyard slap.
by Modernprophet13 May 12, 2018
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Grazing in the Junkyard

My wife is at home waiting on me to get there so I can go grazing in the Junkyard .
by Snaponlove May 8, 2018
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