jumper

someone who can drink alcohol and continue drinking without getting drunk as they do it. Instead of gradually getting drunk they go from relatively sober to completely shitfaced

originating in MoCo
"Bro, by the 8th shot i was so done, but fred was still fine after his 8th. I fell asleep for a few seconds and then woke up and he became sooo drunk after and tried having sex with ashley! He's such a jumper!"
by CarriedAway April 26, 2012
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jumper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."
by Tyler December 15, 2003
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jumpers

Usually what long, high, triple, or pole-vaulters are referred to in track and field. Jumpers kick the asses of all other track athletes. Everyone loves a good jumper.
Joanne cleaned up at provincials with a long jump of 4.92m, a high jump of 1.70m, and a pole vault of 3.80. The rest of the jumpers were very jealous.
by emilyleonard July 7, 2008
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no jumper

No jumper is wen a person is unable to flex(show off)
I can flex but u got no jumper
by Youngest flexer May 3, 2018
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Jumper

1. A man considered to be of high sexual level and attracts women of the ages 15-18.

2.(ex) Hayden Christensen

3. may cause the watcher to shout uncontrollably
"OH DAYUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT JUMPER MAKE ME SO CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY"

(ASIAN ACCENT)

OR

"yous as fine as a jumpa"
by Gimandose June 25, 2008
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jumper

Noun- The man designated the position to jump on the female's stomach during a daink this will then force the air out of her stomach causing the semen to elevate
Jeffery would you like to be the jumper or should I?

You have much stronger legs then I, I insist you jump!
by jbrown December 7, 2006
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Jumper.

Jumper: an expression used when encountering a handsome or otherwise pleasant person.

first pressings...it's like first impressings, first timers that could be old timers, like olives but different, never like that!

Jumper.
"3 dates? "JUMPER"!

"oh that's way too much energy for her!.."Jumper." no, she'll sleep like the longest!"
by good attention September 3, 2013
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