July 1st

National buy your friend a 20 piece chicken nugget from McDonald’s.

Joseph - “Hey Robbie it’s July 1st.”
Robbie - *Buys Joseph a 20 piece nugget*

by Jonsuf June 30, 2022

July 1st

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022

July 1st

National chest day in honour of Jo Linder aka joesthetics who left us too soon. Rest in paradise king ❤️ 🩹

Today is the July 1st and we are getting chest in the gym

by Smyth.Reece July 3, 2023

July 1st, 2022

July 1st is the releasing of Stranger Things volume 2!

Bobby: Bro, don’t hmu on July 1st, 2022.

Daniel: Why?

Bobby: I’m finna binge stranger things volume 2 ong.

by Zaii June 30, 2022

July 1st

July 1st is national show your boyfriend your boobs day. Free the nips for him show him you care.

Joe : Hey can I see them boobies
Jojo: ew no
Joe : it’s July 1st
Jojo: ugh fine

by Playboijeffery July 1, 2024

July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

1st july

National 2 foot day

2 foot every one on the 1st of july for national 2 foot day.

Good luck

Its 1st july you know what that mean... Let's 2 foot Tony.

by Err shush June 21, 2021