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What the fuck did i just watch

When you accidentally watched something you shouldn't watch, or watched something with non-interesting content
Person: *clicks on random camouflaged porn website*
Person: *sees*
Person: *closes tab* what the fuck did i just watch
by zycone August 8, 2019
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People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.
"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."
by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021
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justaminx

An Irish cunt who swears constantly. The biggest weeb on the planet who sometimes forgets that whiteclaw cans already have holes she can drink from so she creates her own. She's at least 7 foot tall, possibly 8 foot.
Justaminx is my favourite streamer! I loved it when she stabbed her whiteclaw.
by minxisaweeb August 29, 2020
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Just Monika

Just Monika.
Just Monika...
Just... Monika
Just Monika!
JUST MONIKA!
Just Monika?
JUST MONIKA?!
"Just Monika"
Me: "Just Monika"
Friend: "Just Monika"
by Bon Wattersen May 9, 2018
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new response just dropped

An epic response for whenever someone makes a new and original response
person 1: Google en passant
person 2: Holy hell!
person 3: New response just dropped.
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It's just a prank, bro!

A phrase youtubers say after doing something horrible, just to get out of trouble.
"It's just a prank, bro! I didn't mean to steal your money and have sex with your girlfriend andshoot your dick off!"
by OmNomNomZ April 12, 2015
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A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
by skrt skrrrrrrt December 10, 2018
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