Juchoes has become somewhat of an intercollegiate celebrity, taking the west side of Michgian and abroad by storm. But many people are confused, who, or what, is Juchoes?
Scholars maintain that the meaning was lost during the Spanish Inquistition, when the "keepers of the lost scrolls" were brutally murdered. These men were the keepers of the meaning of Juchoes. were found handcuffed to goats in a Northern region of Syria, castrated and stabbed to death. Some persist that this was a political move by roving militias from southern Tajikstan.
This left the true meaning of "Juchoes" to be interperted by any and all. The most globally accepted explaination is a combination of the name "Juan" (pronounced "Jew-on") and Chode (a slang term for a penis which is wider than it is long). But what does this all mean? Who is this Juan? And why is his supposed chode so infamous?
This is something we may never know.
Scholars maintain that the meaning was lost during the Spanish Inquistition, when the "keepers of the lost scrolls" were brutally murdered. These men were the keepers of the meaning of Juchoes. were found handcuffed to goats in a Northern region of Syria, castrated and stabbed to death. Some persist that this was a political move by roving militias from southern Tajikstan.
This left the true meaning of "Juchoes" to be interperted by any and all. The most globally accepted explaination is a combination of the name "Juan" (pronounced "Jew-on") and Chode (a slang term for a penis which is wider than it is long). But what does this all mean? Who is this Juan? And why is his supposed chode so infamous?
This is something we may never know.
Used as an explitive: "What in Juchoes' name?"
As a noun: "God, I can't wait to get all of this Juchoes off me."
As an adjective: "That shit is so Juchoes."
As a verb: "I've been Juchoesing all day."
As a noun: "God, I can't wait to get all of this Juchoes off me."
As an adjective: "That shit is so Juchoes."
As a verb: "I've been Juchoesing all day."
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Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
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"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
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Zach: *chuckles* N-no.
Zach: *has his arms around Jack's neck* *kisses Jack's neck*
Someone: *pulls Zach away*
Zach: Ahh
Jachary: *walks over to each other and hug each other*
Limelights: *screaming*
Zach: *talking to a fan*
Jack: "This is my man don't take him" *puts an arm around Zach*, "can we beat her up for me"
Zach: *chuckles* N-no.
Zach: *has his arms around Jack's neck* *kisses Jack's neck*
Someone: *pulls Zach away*
Zach: Ahh
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