A Bon Jovi

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.

"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."

by Jo Mo November 10, 2005

Jovic

"Jovic" is both the prophet and the god of the 1337. He has infinite knowledge, power and swag. He foresaw the future, and claimed "he would play whit human"!

1337 #1: Hey, that guy's pretty swag, what a Jovic.
1337 #2: Dude, he's not *that* swag.

by mickabetch February 27, 2012

Jovinick

Jovinick is the pairing of Kevin Jonas/Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas. A Jonas Threesome. Not many people write this pairing. Some people spell it Jovenick, some people also call it kenijoe.

The three brothers leaned in for a sloppy three way kiss, making themselves become Jovinick.

by Danie J October 16, 2008

Jovini

A sexy beast with the most beautiful art. A Jovini is someone who has a hot build and very popular in school. He is super cool to hang out with and is the fist person to sell a billion tickets to his art shows.

That guy reminds me of Jovini.

by LookBehindUbot April 14, 2022

Luca Jonitz

A sexy beast with a big cock.

Luca Jonitz has the world's biggest cock.

by Dr.Idontknow March 6, 2019

javity

(n) A new-englanders term for the pain and blow associated with a chin jab/punch in the jaw or any other force coming down on the jaw.

I accidentally slammed my chin down on a pole the other day, the javity was intense!

by segway pimp aristocrat March 21, 2009

JoviMom

A mom who's passion is associated with the band Bon Jovi. Will often ditch mom-like duties to go to BonJovi Concerts. Hangs a guitar in her living room signed by all the members of the band along with other paraphanellia. When not chasing after her favorite band from the 80's she is attending mom-like duties and often accompanies her kiddos on their various activities. Don't be fooled though we all know where her mind is at. Has been known too hand Bon Jovi a pair of handcuffs from time too time.

"The dishes aren't done dammit Jovimom!!"

"Dude she's such a Jovimom she must have like three kids and a husband but she keeps on handing me handcuffs!?"

"She's 40 and she still digs Bon Jovi...yup she's a JoviMom."

by Starfighter13 June 17, 2009