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The Jordie Effect

The Jordy Effect takes place in situations where someone is lying to you about watching Netflix, his or her brother screams from the other side of the house saying that they are lying. This creates an abundance of emotions bottled up in you such as embarrassment and anger.
Kid 1: Do you have Netflix?
Kid 2: No I don't, i wish i did though.
Jordie: Yes you do you were watching Money Heist last night!
Kid: *Embarrased* that must be The Jordie Effect!
Related Words
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A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.

There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.

This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.

The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).
"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".
Jordie by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
Joriena is a beautiful, amazing, funny girl that has a lot of humor. There always silly but have the funniest personality's. They don't care about what other people think. They can be bitches but only to the ones that are bitches too her.
Wheres Joriena?
Shes making everyone laugh in the other room.

Jorielle 

Jorielle can also be spelled as 'Jhorielle'. She is a beautiful girl who loves music. She is usually going to crush on white guys, but there are no rules on that. Her hair is straight and soft. Her eyes are big, brown, and glorious. Jorielle has a rather short fuse when it comes to being irritated, but she often extends it. It's easy to finesse the hell out of her, especially since she's a helpless romantic. She is supportive and civil. There is no way you can stop her from being a nerd.
Dave: Damn, there's this beautiful girl, she's in most of my classes. I wish she was mine.. she's in, like, all my classes.

Zach: Oh, you mean Jorielle? Yeah, she's a rocket.
Jorielle by Bubblegum Bear November 9, 2018
A girl who likes weird things and has a crazy mind. She Thinks that she can write correctly in Dutch, but naaaah, she can’t…

But everyone who has a friend like a Jorien, is very lucky!
Jorien: WOW, How did you get your shoes so clean?!?!

Me: Just bought them, they’re new…

Jorien: Smart
Jorien by Coco_<3 November 23, 2021
A person that comes from Newcastle and has a distint accent
' Y I Man!'
Jordie by Urban Doctor June 23, 2003