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JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH 

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

jordie-rose

a backstabber and a lier but all guys fall for her even though shes ugly and has pimples
oh thats jordie-rose eww
jordie-rose by lshs May 8, 2018

jordie-rose

jordie-rose is a tall girl, shes a girl everyone loves but when you get to know her she can be a lier she also backstabs people but in the end all the guys fall for her. she has a pretty pimpled face
oh thats jordie-rose shes beautiful
jordie-rose by lshs May 8, 2018

jordie bean

a freckled youtube who's like five and annoying
person: ew, you watch Jordie bean?
person 2: I know lmao, it's bad
jordie bean by jojosiwaisthatyou February 15, 2019

Jordie Chan 

Jordie chan is the most scrumptious in a friend group. everyone wants a piece of jordie chan. grab a bite and don't stop.
Jordie Chan by Distict July 22, 2022

The Jordie Effect

The Jordy Effect takes place in situations where someone is lying to you about watching Netflix, his or her brother screams from the other side of the house saying that they are lying. This creates an abundance of emotions bottled up in you such as embarrassment and anger.
Kid 1: Do you have Netflix?
Kid 2: No I don't, i wish i did though.
Jordie: Yes you do you were watching Money Heist last night!
Kid: *Embarrased* that must be The Jordie Effect!