Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.
Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020
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Did you hear? She's dating a Joeri! She's soOo lucky!
Once you go Joeri, you never go "insert other male name here"
Once you go Joeri, you never go "insert other male name here"
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The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.
Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !
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Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!
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