joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

Jownership

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.

Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me

by plaice holder July 5, 2018

jorner

jonis and corner combined, it is the act of being called "jonis" and being stuck in a corner. Jonis's are usually scottish, have anger issues, and are rejects to society. And thus, the "jorner" was made.

some random jonis: 'ello world it's me jonis innit

based sigma: fuck you jonis sit in your jorner
random female: yeah fuck you jonis we have a jorner for a reason
a fucking goose: JORNER ALERT JORNER ALERT
some fucking cat i found on the street: i fucking hate jonis's
the queen of england: SIT IN THY JORNER YOU PEASANT SCUM
the scythe in my parents garden shed: lol jorner haheheahehhee
jonis: im going to kill myself

by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022

Kendall Jenner

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob

"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner

by juliathononn May 22, 2014

jennertalia

What you call your junk after a sex change operation.

Sal, formerly Sally, told his friends, "check out my new jennertalia."

by Mightythorman April 29, 2015

The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation

if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016

Jonera

Beautiful, intelligent, and full of love. Her love flourishes through and spread to those who are in need of having love in the there life. This name breathes a sense of life to those who say it making them feel a sense of beauty within themselves. Also shows care and passion for everyone through her beautiful heart and finds her way through tough situations no matter what the case may be.

Jonera helped me find a way to connect with people by a show of love and compassion for all

by Osiris132 November 12, 2016