jonathon

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.

Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!

by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

Jonathon

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

by xobih November 21, 2016

Jonathon

A flaming faggot, who likes to eat nasty shit...

Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!

by Jon1321 March 10, 2017

jonathon

a shrimp boy

woah that jonathon looks like a shrimp

by beeeeeeeeeeepboop June 08, 2019

Jonathon

A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.

Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.

by Jonathon Cary May 08, 2019

Jonathon Jones

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 05, 2018

Jonathon Ng

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.

What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!

by TheEdenProject April 09, 2018