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Jonathon 

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.
"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."
Jonathon by xobih November 20, 2016

Jonathon 

Friend: Wow tour such a Jonathon, shithead!
Jonathon by Jon1321 March 10, 2017

jonathon 

woah that jonathon looks like a shrimp

Jonathon 

A retarded android user than runs like yogi bear. Frequently says dumb comments.
Damn that kid runs like a Jonathon.
Jonathon by Jonathon Cary May 8, 2019

Jonathon 

Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.
Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed

Jonathon 

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “