jonathon

a sweet cool good sex guy who hits puberty young and the best boyfriend ever

ohh hes hot must be a jonathon

by grapys November 24, 2011

jonathon

A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.

Fucking JONATHON i hate you get out of my pockets.

by adsads July 15, 2008

jonathon

a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hood.can also be shortened to 'jon'

1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????

by mother-by-proxy July 18, 2008

jonathon

jackass, ballsack, likes men, loves to suck cock.

Jonathon: wow did you here what jon did to me yesterday?!?!
no

he sucked my dick!!

by jon ballin wall December 18, 2013

jonathon

a shrimp boy

woah that jonathon looks like a shrimp

by beeeeeeeeeeepboop June 8, 2019

Jonathon Jones

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.

What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!

by TheEdenProject May 23, 2018