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johrnk'

The middle name of an ex band conductor with a big attitude and a small penis.

Clare: Wow you don't even know my middle name ur such a johrnk'!
Johrnk': YEP THaT"S ME I'm STUPI!D
I jjohrnk'ed up today big time because i'm a total johrnk'!
by onejohrnk October 27, 2017
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Johnomation

The act of getting John to automate things for bob
Johnomation =John added EVERYTHING to BOB!!
by EpicEd May 11, 2021
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Johnoy

Johnoy means tranquility.

95% of the time, a person with this name usually remains the quietest in the room. Out of sight, out of mind. They are very vigilant and intuitive, but will go very deep into conversation if they start talking. They are the eye of the storm and the storm itself.
Nothing gets past a Johnoy.
by Jlengtv November 22, 2021
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Getting Johno'ed

When you go round a mates house and he gets you on an fucked up level whilst in a safe way.
I love getting Johno'ed, did it again last night
by Mr. Ron90 January 8, 2021
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Journotard

1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom.

2. Players in the news media that project a disdain for the common man,while oblivious to the fact that they are several levels of intelligence below the average viewer themselves

3. When a media broadcaster offers advice that is either completely useless, or so obvious your cat knew about it at 1 week old, And you begin to wonder if they had just discovered this information themselves for the first time.
1. Rick Romero is a Journotard

2. The 5 oclock news has been given a title, such as "Death Storm 2006"

3. ".... and when that snow begins to stick on the roadway, it will become much more slippery out here" "back to you Bob"
by Jeff Elsasser December 11, 2008
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Journo

That journo would let you piss in their mouth for 2 dollars
by Branson Taylor June 24, 2021
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Johnothan

The most passionate man alive. He loves the hardest, cries the softest and touches the sweetest parts of your minds imagination. Johnothan will turn you gay with the way he looks at his cats and he has a huge weiner.
Is that guy single?? No, it's Johnothan.
by RickGlass October 1, 2019
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