Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024

Johnning

When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems

"Stop Johnning bro"

by themsovietbois July 29, 2025

Papa Johnsing

When you get really horny, so horny, that you could cook a Papa Johns pizza in the heat of your pussy. It's also called that, because Papa Johns pizza tastes like hot pussy. Disgusting.

"Jason, are you Papa Johnsing again?"

"Yeah, sorry, this fanfic is just so juicy!'

by doingyourmomdoindoinyourmom December 1, 2021

Kayden johnsonn

Kayden is a wonderful pretty cute nigga and sometimes be pulling every girl in st louis all at once and if you ever see him give him a chance so he can put this dick in ur spine

Girl: you know kayden johnsonn?
Boy: yes bitch he took my girl
Girl: ok ill let him put his coin in my coinslot

by manifuman3909 April 2, 2024

Jeremius Johnsonius

A term you can use when Jeremy Johnson becomes a fossil.

"Next exhibit, the Jeremius Johnsonius."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024