underground religion created by hoodrats in Staten Island. Johnfessions are held for the few Johnologists. Sklins are forgiven by the JohnFather after saying certain prayers such as the Our Johnathan, Johhny Bee, and Hail Johnny. Johnology prayers are often used to cast away the evils of skruges
I converted to Johnology to defeat the skruges!
by blokzberry July 11, 2006
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a savage. he is a ride or die. he is very funny. he is a good rapper. he is strong. he is the guy you want to be around and could turn your bad day into a good day. he is handsome. he sometimes plays around to much. he is smart. he is optimistic. he dosen't like snitches.
he is one of the more popular kids.
he will tell you the truth.
he is caring.
he is one of the more popular kids.
he will tell you the truth.
he is caring.
Jonoel is a savage
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