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it is a great last name that means that they will stick together forever and anything
lets Janning together
by Beastghost007 January 19, 2018
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Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.
Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!
by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020
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Juanning

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to lie about anything; compulsive lying.
Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.

Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
by gutzrud29 January 31, 2025
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Johnning

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When someone makes very obvious and lazy excuses for their problems
"Stop Johnning bro"
by themsovietbois July 29, 2025
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Mack Janning

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He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.
That’s a Mack Janning
by Ruene October 22, 2017
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