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Jizzle Drizzle

When you cum in someone's mouth, and they spit it slowly over their lips.
Or
When the semen slowly ejaculates over the tip of the penis onto the receiving person's face.
God damn baby, you know I love it when you Jizzle Drizzle on yourself.

or
Baby, I'm gonna Jizzle Drizzle
by Fred asdfasdgfasfas October 25, 2017
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Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.
by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020
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Jizzlotta

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.
Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!
by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011
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Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
by D-Fence October 20, 2010
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Jazzlyne

A great friend that you can trust, just not with secrets cause shes gonna tell people 😂 shes beautiful and hilarious,popular, smart, great with kids and can make you smile no matter what. When you find a jazzlyne, you better keep her cause their hard to find
"Who are you going to the dance with?"
"Jazzlyne"
"Jazzlyne?! You lucky bastard!"
by besfrend January 1, 2014
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jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.
Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag
by pcmckay August 2, 2007
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Jizzle Jog

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.
Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!
by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016
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