Jizzcuzzi

An ex-christians home jacuzzi. Seeing they don't believe in the lord anymore, they are free to masturbate in their jacuzzi as much as they want.

Hey man! I don't believe in our lord Jesus Christ anymore. Let's jump in the Jizzcuzzi!

by Jazzcuzzi October 4, 2016

Jizzcuse me

When a man experience an (very) early ejaculation during intercourse.

Oh sorry i came to fast babe... jizzcuse me...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

jizzcuse me

When a man excuse himself because he came (very) early during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.

I think i’m gonna come!
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jizzcuse me babe...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

Jizzcuzzi

When you ejaculate in her mouth, just enough to let her gargle, you then dip your balls in her mouth giving your testicles a nice ballcuzzi from your own nut in a woman’s mouth!

Pretty classy, eh?

Suzy is such a whore! I heard she gave Johnny a jizzcuzzi in the family bathroom last Tuesday!

by DroopyBallsAllinYourFace October 18, 2021

Jizzcum

....indians who just always stroke their G 24/7. Name is usually "Jasim Ahmed" or something of the sort.
Always live in Canada as well, as they love their browns.
Also musky as shit holy

dude, that waft reminded me of them Jizzcums.

by herofosmtihe October 29, 2023

Jizzup

When someone gives you a blow job and hiccups after you squirt and spits all of your semen out.

My girlfriend was sucking my cock and I came in her mouth and then she jizzupped which made her spew it out all over my junk.

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024

Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.

"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."

by MAGAcult January 26, 2025