jizzmop

n. an unfortunate individual tasked with sanitizing an area that was splattered with semen, usually for work-based purposes.

Damn, did you hear about Ernie? He was put on jizzmop duty!

by MellowshipSlinky91 January 3, 2009

Jizzmopacles

The Greek God of porn. circa 1500 BC. Although some mythology dates his existance back even further to around 2000 BC. Archaeology only knows fragments of his life and times. First man to have anal sex with midget and horse at the same time.

Hey, I got an acting gig as the pool boy on the upcoming Kelly the Coed IX Movie!

Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.

by smokeybacon January 21, 2004

jizzmopper

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth

"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"

by crackman April 17, 2003

jizzmopper

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.

"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."

by XenophonJ September 24, 2009

jizzmopper

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club

DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?

by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005

jizzmop

A young permiscious person whose sole purpose in life is to capture and absorb man gravy.

Dude 1, Check it out, that chick is a babe.
Dude 2, (Loud alarm sound) No way man, she's a jizzmop! (Clean up in aisle 3)

by supa steeze pants May 2, 2009

jizzmopper

a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.

that "g wad" dj is nothing but a schwoogie "jizzmopper"

also see : g wad and schwoogie

by NIZZLE4RIZZLE December 28, 2005