jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

jeety

Someone who sells fake drugs/substances

"Nah don't buy acid off that fool, he's jeety as fuck"

by ThatFoolsJeety November 16, 2020

A Jett

A North Korean boy with moisturized shaven skin and Leprosy that Molests children every Thursday

You're such a damn Jett!
That damn Jett just wondered what dick tastes like?
That damn Jett has weird smelling fingers
I saw a Jett yesterday in White Jeans
This one time, I saw a Jett eating 4 Yorkshire puddings, 2 slices of bread and a dollop of gravy for Lunch

by Chadely November 8, 2013

Jetting

An individuals ineptitude within their initial intercourse with another creature or anthropoid. Furthermore, the stigma associated with the mortals presence within a large vicinity unpleasantly disrupts all other people's ability to function at a fundamental level. Often when one is caught jetting they are inconveniently standing more than two meters away from the conversation in subject whilst still chuckling at the discourse. The self diagnosed personage often attempts to join a conversation, however, despite their best efforts cannot achieve any social competence.

I can't believe them/they would have the audacity to start jetting while we were having a meaningful conversation about the current socio-political climate.

by J*** Dawes April 25, 2021

jittydawg

slang used for a close friend or anybody at all

Christian: Dude my grandma just passed away
Jiss: Damn thats crazy jittydawg!!

by jazzsimger10 August 10, 2022

Joan Jett

A kick ass rocker who started in a band called The Runaways.She was 15.One of the best kick ass rockers ever.She let people see that grrrls can play rock n roll.Without giving a damn about what people think.She was in movies like Light of DAy,Boogie Boy,and so on.She's been on t.v. shows.She played warped tour,and rocked peoples socks.She is 46 and still kicking ass.Born with the name Joan Marie Larkin.She loves rock n roll,and thats never going to change.Plays a gibson melody maker.Her voice just sends shivers down peoples spines.She really seems to love her fans,unlike other rockstars.She is just the best...She sure don't give a damn about ther bad reputation.

The coolest grrrl ever.The most awesome rocker.Joan Jett is the best ever.

by jetthead Lyn-Z November 7, 2006

jatty

‘Fat Ass’ - NY slang

oi she’s got a jatty

by X.bethb May 21, 2018