Jetsky

an old man who believes he can fly and tried and failed.

'my dad tried to jump out a window today. Either he hates life or he's a Jetsky

by manbest of townsplace August 17, 2011

Finger jet ski

When your fingering a girl in the bath, just before shes about cum. You start making noises of a jet ski and slide her round the bath!

I finger jet skied that girl the other day!

by Shitbox96 May 15, 2020

Canadian Jet Ski

a snowmobile

The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

Jetskiing

You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!

"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"

by Emsa July 22, 2012

The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.

"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"

by pill-yung October 26, 2013

Jetskier

The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch

1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"

2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"

Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)

by Thetribe June 6, 2013

Jetskiing

When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.

Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.

by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015