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jesper

An orgasm which occurs during yawning. (derived from the swedish word 'gäsp' (pronounced 'jessp') meaning yawn)
Some weird people in the world have jespers.
by Jesus Montana March 30, 2003
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jesper

A Synonym of cool, awesome, wild, or crazy.
Dude, the party is going to be so jesper.
by joe1897 January 11, 2010
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jesper

when somebody has a very big dick, 20-30 inches.
girl : that guy is a jesper
another girl : agreed pal (thumbs up emoji x 4)
by ksoåskfiosjf April 25, 2020
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jesper

To bite your pimp steak in a way that makes it squirt out of the end of the bun and fall on the ground, usually done when drunk.
Eric totally jespered his pimp steak last night, but he ate it anyway.

The cream cheese on the pimp steak left a skeet stain on his black shirt.
by comet tavern May 3, 2009
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Jesper Dichmann

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.
Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough
by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019
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Jesper Fahey

SPOILERS

A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn
Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021
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Jesper Stromblad

The guitarist and man who formed one of the greatest melodic death metal bands in the world from Sweden, In Flames. Jesper mainly plays Harmonic guitar riffs (Which is sort of like lead) while Bjorn Gelotte plays Melodic guitar riffs (Sort of like rythm).
Jesper Stromblad plays harmonic riffs.
Jesper owns.
In flames we trust.
by xtc mat August 16, 2008
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