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jester

The most wise of all those in the kings court. The jester can entertain the king and his whole court without getting himself beheaded.
It takes a hell of a jester to deliver a burn like that and still stay alive to burn the king again tomorrow.
by Jester Lind June 19, 2006
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jamster

a piece of shit company that will somehow find out your phone number and run up your bill without your knowledge.
my texting was blocked, but somehow jamster managed to still send me their dumb shit.
by J.Nasty June 10, 2007
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Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!
"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"
by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020
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Jamster

Many people do not know this, but Jamster was acquired by VeriSign in 2004. VeriSign maintains the DNS database for all the .com and .net domains worldwide. So the same company that lets you visit urbandictionary.com is slowly destroying your brain with Jamster commercials.
<Roger> Hey man, this Jamster commercial is annoying.
<Tim> Huh, what did you say? I was too busy listening to the sound of my brain imploding.
by A Jenks June 30, 2005
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jamster

probably the most annoying commercials ever created with the most retarded ringtones and wallpaper for your cell phone. created for fucktards of america.
you might find yourself ordering the 'sir mix a lot' ringtone while very drunk or stoned late at night watching mtv, then you wake up in the morning and feel like you have been cheated out of life.

drunk person: "man last night i think i got jammed"
by val February 1, 2005
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Jester Ed

Mascot of the band In Flames.Apear has a mask in some records.And a Mentioned in the disc The Jester Race, the best of the band of Melodic Death Metal.
Jester Ed is the Eddie of in flames and kik ass.
by Shakaz July 7, 2004
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Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.
Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!
by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005
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