Jeezus

A way of expression shock, anger, or annoyance to a person, thing, event.

Jeezus! You scared me!

by I Lac Cheese March 12, 2023

Jeezus

A way of expressing anger, shock, annoyance toward a person, thing, or event. A non religious way to be shocked.

Jeezus! You scared me!

by I Lac Cheese March 12, 2023

Jeezus Vs Yeezus

The most anticipated battle of all time... This battle will determine the fate of the world and human kind alike. The result of this battle is still unknown to everyone, because there is no obvious answer. Brought to light by American hip-hop artist and recorded producer Kanye West, Mr. West explains in his hit album, Donda, the consequences of Yeezus claiming victory. However, if Jeezus were to win, it would mean the end of all evil and sin will officially and eternally be cleansed from the Earth, therefore birthing a utopian era.

Jeezus vs Yeezus... Jeezus is the King, Yeezus has the bling

by Lord Pain November 30, 2021

Fo Jeezus

an action one does in the name of the lord(allah, buddha, mohammed, jesus, etc., etc.)

Dis' ain't really my thang, but imunna do it Fo Jeezus!

by Owlvin August 6, 2008

Jeezus

Used as ghetto shit statement to present some enquiry o worshiping to the lord savior

- Malcom: Yo mate, I'm on a date with ya sista
- Roy: Jeeezus Malcom! What the heck?

- Leeroy: Yo dawg, I almost died today at the gunshot.
- Roy: Thank lord Jeezus!

by Jeezusss September 25, 2015

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004

jeebuz

The act in which one person utterly defiles another through the act of savage anal intercourse with or with out the permission of the one being defiled.

Last night Rocco jeebuzed Shaniqua so hard she couldn't walk for two weeks

by Bob April 22, 2003