Jeezus

Used as ghetto shit statement to present some enquiry o worshiping to the lord savior

- Malcom: Yo mate, I'm on a date with ya sista
- Roy: Jeeezus Malcom! What the heck?

- Leeroy: Yo dawg, I almost died today at the gunshot.
- Roy: Thank lord Jeezus!

by Jeezusss September 25, 2015

Jeezus

A name given to a gay guy that tells you you're not going to hell.

"Aww you're not going to hell."
"Thanks Jeezus."

by Zach May 21, 2004

Jeezum

The chocolate syrup left at the bottom of your glass.

The jeezum at the bottom of the glass of chocolate milk is the best part.

by Smoke Eater 41 December 5, 2020

Jeezus

The word a horny loli once said "*gets smacked by jeezus*" ....her name was laylani ;^;

Oh nuu jeezus smackled meh

by Ash the pokemon January 27, 2019

jeezum peas

Jamaican slang

Jeezum peas look at that girls wig.

by NoWayImGay October 30, 2022

Jeezum Kree

An alternative for saying "Jesus Christ!" in vain.

"Jeezum Kree, that sauce is hot!"

by Shellbacks Club🐢 December 27, 2022