ask jeeves

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!

by Joanna-Clare May 6, 2004

ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

jeevisha

A person who is named jeevisha is considered to be the pinnacle of female evolution for the society. The future rests on her shoulders. She is breathtakingly beautiful, sexy and smart. If you ever come accross a jeevisha, make sure to bow down to touch her feet and apologize for breathing the same air as her, because you two will never be equals. Jeevisha is a differant breed of human, one of a kind. You can the awesomeness drip down from her beautiful eyes.

Holy mother of fuck! thats a jeevisha level human over there!

by Pseudo230000122 November 23, 2021

Jeeves Retirement

The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.

Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*

by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009

Ask Jeeves

To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Ask.com. Jeeves is the mascot for the site.

"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"

by foo_foo November 6, 2007

Jeeves

Guy who you can ask.

Mom, I need to know how much three times three is.
Son, go ask Jeeves.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

jeeves bitch

What you say when someone tells you false things that have nothing to do with what you asked or are even talking about.

"Where is Zimbabwe?"

"It is oranges connected via farts in unicorn candy"

"Jeeves bitch!?"

by creepyraymond October 7, 2015