jooner

Someone who joons (disrespects) someone or something.

That fucker just spilt his pint on my shirt. What a fucking jooner!

by Jon Phishman March 6, 2007

Jbone

A joint of marijuana

"lets smoke a jbone"

"lets roll a jbone"

by Alienjiz1990 November 17, 2009

Joner

the frontal area of jeans that sticks up when you sit down.aka a jean boner.

thats a huge joner

is that a joner or are you happy to see me

are you guys the joner brothers?

by xchudx December 1, 2009

joner

a joner is the bump in your jeans that looks like a boner also known as a genis

oh damn look at that joner it's bigger than yesterday

by chinchonlebichacha June 18, 2014

Joner

When someone gets a boner from listening to or thinking about the Jonas brothers.

I was listening to my new jonas brothers cd and I got a huge joner!

by Megzok February 19, 2009

Joner

The fold formed on your crotch while wearing jeans that gives the appearance of having an erection. Applies to women too.

Boner Jeans

"In math class today I had a giant joner
and Rebecca told all of her friends that
I had a hard on."

"Nicole had a huge joner in science
the other day; she pressed it away
self consciously to reassure everyone
that she did not in fact have a penis."

by laxgodmoney October 16, 2009

Jbone

to lay around and do nothing but sleep, eat, and booze

All my roommate does all day is jbone it up on the couch. He's such a freeloader.

by Kobe451 September 29, 2010