The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
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Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
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*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.
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Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015
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half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018
Get the Jared padalecki mug.A state of disillusionment and sadness. You see through everything and have no illusions about what is true. So many negative things have happened that it becomes difficult to stay positive about what once gave you hope and joy. Sometimes you might think there's hope, but then more negative things happen in the aspect you are jaded in, and you become more jaded. This can be felt in many different aspects: Love, friendship, politics, trust, music, objects, etc.
Actions, people, places and things can all leave you jaded.
Actions, people, places and things can all leave you jaded.
"She tried so hard but always failed in his eyes. She became jaded and stopped caring about him, but now she has no attraction to anyone else either once they get close to her or even attempt to."
or "She's SO jaded that she will never fall in love again. She can't, she sees through everyone and their intentions. Even her best friend wasn't there for her when she needed her most. Now she has no faith in anyone as a friend, how could she? No one has ever been there for her like she would be and has been for them."
or "She's jaded and alone, but she'll be fine, b/c she doesn't need anyone. Not for more than the basic necessities. She doesn't trust anyone with her heart anymore and is highly cautious of letting anyone in."
Or "She thought there would be a good candidate for once in the 2012 elections, but the primaries were rigged and she became jaded with the whole political charade"
or "She kept on buying headphones b/c one earbud would always give out. She began to expect it and figured it would always happen. She became jaded with cheap headphones. She bought a $20 pair that still work to this day, she will never get cheap ones again. And if she does, she knows what to expect" (lol)
or "She's SO jaded that she will never fall in love again. She can't, she sees through everyone and their intentions. Even her best friend wasn't there for her when she needed her most. Now she has no faith in anyone as a friend, how could she? No one has ever been there for her like she would be and has been for them."
or "She's jaded and alone, but she'll be fine, b/c she doesn't need anyone. Not for more than the basic necessities. She doesn't trust anyone with her heart anymore and is highly cautious of letting anyone in."
Or "She thought there would be a good candidate for once in the 2012 elections, but the primaries were rigged and she became jaded with the whole political charade"
or "She kept on buying headphones b/c one earbud would always give out. She began to expect it and figured it would always happen. She became jaded with cheap headphones. She bought a $20 pair that still work to this day, she will never get cheap ones again. And if she does, she knows what to expect" (lol)
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"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."
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"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."
-Jared Kleinman
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