Jared Sinclair 

I do believe this is the greatest person ever to be placed on this earth, destined for greatness. All the woman want him and all the men want to be like him. Take a bow as this magnificent human-being enters the room, After all he probably is your father.

No example, There is only 1 Jared Sinclair

Jared Sinclair by Jared Sinclair June 11, 2013

Jared Spliff 

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

Jared Spliff by Dat fox January 19, 2012

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

jared swanson by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

jared special by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018

Jarrod Squirrel Incident 

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

Jarrod Squirrel Incident by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

Jard Sale 

It's a yard sale. But they took sounding it out to another level

Come to my Jard Sale. I'm selling things in my yard.

Jard Sale by He-he-ha-he June 10, 2025

jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

jared from subway by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015